Risky Bizniss

Risky Bizniss
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

Shitting is risky... One of the riskiest things I do all day -

especially because more than 60% of my dumps are in public or

semi-public facilities.



One of the riskiest of the risky is when I go to choose a stall...

Walking in to my typical dumping grounds, there are 3 stalls. 2 small

and one large.



Being an american, I go for the super sized option.



Unfortunately, the door is usually closed... And this is the risky

part. My typical strategy is to walk by as if I was heading to the

urinal.. And out of the corner of my eye, I'll try to see between the

tiny crack if someone is in there... I can't see much, and I don't want

to stare (eye-contact is bad) so if I don't see anything dark (that

would alert me to a human), I go for it.



So far, it's worked fine. But man, my adrenaline gets going... it's

like dropping in on a 15 foot wave...



And then, once I'm inside the friendly confines, I let my balls dangle

precariously close to poo water, sitting bare-assed on a disease

infested toilet...



Somehow, I make it out and live to shit another day.



A 1 wiper

dumpstin

Fishing Lure Shit

Fishing Lure Shit
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

OW OW OW!



Oh wow wow wee wow... That hurt. Huge knob end on that dump - almost

tore my ass right off. Felt like I was shitting out a muskie fishing

lure... And the hooks were barbed.



I thought for sure this would be a bloody dump, but it looks like my

calloused hole triumphed over my turd which also felt like Captain

Caveman's club.



I think this one hurt so bad cuz I stayed sitting in my seat for too

long while the turd came out my arse. I finally said that I better go

when I tripodded up so high that I had to adjust the angle of my

monitor.



Oh, by the way, I had leftover beans from the 4th for breakfast... Works

better than coffee or a smoothie for getting things moving...



dumpstin