Divine Analvention

Divine Analvention
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

...and on the 8th day, God shat...



I feel that a stray angel who had to take a dump inhabited my body -

using it like a port-a-john - to take a deuce.



Wow. This is textbook perfect. Nice color, beautiful shape...

Aerodynamic, intact, with a foul but pleasant aroma.



Everyone should strive to shit like this...



Best of all, a no-wiper. How could I wipe? WWJD? No, Jesus wouldn't

have wiped this one either.

-dumpstin

WARNING: Alligator Habitat!

WARNING: Alligator Habitat!
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

Please keep limbs and small children AWAY from the alligator habitat.



Fortunately, no known alligator attacks have happened at this toilet,

but this looks like the perfect place for an alligator to live.



So stay the eff away!



Wow, my ass is pissing!!!



Must have been the tiny SAMPLE of green bean chicken @ Panda Express

today. Wow, that stuff is nasty. Note to self: don't eat any chicken

from panda - even if the lady is real nice and offers you a "sampoe"...

Eff that! All I ate was a tiny "sampoe" imagine what might have

happened if I went for the full meal deal...



Aaaargh! More ass mud! Seriously, an alligator is bound to jump up and

bite my nuts... This is effing scary!

dumpstin

Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day!
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

Wow, I feel like I just gave birth... Happy Mother's Day to Dumpstin

from the brown child in the bowl.



Wow

DumpDNA

DumpDNA
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

This magnificent dump took me by suprise... I was expecting a much

browner dump... A typical floater - but no, this dump wasn't about to be

some ordinary everyday dump...



This dump would be different. This dump was determined to be lighter,

smoother, stinkier, more flatulence-filled, hershey-squirtier, grosser,

and more interesting.



This unique dump got me wondering... Is there Dump DNA? Will someday

there be "bugged" toilets with DNA detectors - looking for terrorists?

So that when a terrorist takes a crap, the DumpDNADetection will set of

an alarm and the stall door would lock the evildoer inside...



I'm willing to talk with investors if anyone wants to take my idea to

market...

Dumpstin

Sleeping on the job

Sleeping on the job
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

The guy next to me is seriously sleeping on the shitter here in the JC

Penney shitter in the Men's department at Yorktown. Wow. Dude, wake up

and finish shitting.



You can hear the turd hanging halfway out his butt swishing back and

forth in the toilet each time he snores...



-dumpstin