Fishing Lure Shit
OW OW OW!
Oh wow wow wee wow... That hurt. Huge knob end on that dump - almost
tore my ass right off. Felt like I was shitting out a muskie fishing
lure... And the hooks were barbed.
I thought for sure this would be a bloody dump, but it looks like my
calloused hole triumphed over my turd which also felt like Captain
Caveman's club.
I think this one hurt so bad cuz I stayed sitting in my seat for too
long while the turd came out my arse. I finally said that I better go
when I tripodded up so high that I had to adjust the angle of my
monitor.
Oh, by the way, I had leftover beans from the 4th for breakfast... Works
better than coffee or a smoothie for getting things moving...
dumpstin

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