WARNING: Alligator Habitat!
Please keep limbs and small children AWAY from the alligator habitat.
Fortunately, no known alligator attacks have happened at this toilet,
but this looks like the perfect place for an alligator to live.
So stay the eff away!
Wow, my ass is pissing!!!
Must have been the tiny SAMPLE of green bean chicken @ Panda Express
today. Wow, that stuff is nasty. Note to self: don't eat any chicken
from panda - even if the lady is real nice and offers you a "sampoe"...
Eff that! All I ate was a tiny "sampoe" imagine what might have
happened if I went for the full meal deal...
Aaaargh! More ass mud! Seriously, an alligator is bound to jump up and
bite my nuts... This is effing scary!
dumpstin

2 Comments:
Gross! I just can't do Panda Express. Even when work brings it in for free. Ick! I hope you are back to normoe soon!
reminds me of the ill i shit in Thailand. thanks for the memory reminder.
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home