DumpDNA
This magnificent dump took me by suprise... I was expecting a much
browner dump... A typical floater - but no, this dump wasn't about to be
some ordinary everyday dump...
This dump would be different. This dump was determined to be lighter,
smoother, stinkier, more flatulence-filled, hershey-squirtier, grosser,
and more interesting.
This unique dump got me wondering... Is there Dump DNA? Will someday
there be "bugged" toilets with DNA detectors - looking for terrorists?
So that when a terrorist takes a crap, the DumpDNADetection will set of
an alarm and the stall door would lock the evildoer inside...
I'm willing to talk with investors if anyone wants to take my idea to
market...
Dumpstin

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