Divine Analvention
...and on the 8th day, God shat...
I feel that a stray angel who had to take a dump inhabited my body -
using it like a port-a-john - to take a deuce.
Wow. This is textbook perfect. Nice color, beautiful shape...
Aerodynamic, intact, with a foul but pleasant aroma.
Everyone should strive to shit like this...
Best of all, a no-wiper. How could I wipe? WWJD? No, Jesus wouldn't
have wiped this one either.
-dumpstin
4 Comments:
I'm telling ya, no-wipers are the best [or did I tell that to someone else?] A nice clean dump, a square or two of tissue to tap your hole, only to ensure you don't need to wipe. It's bathroom nirvana.
Tomtool - is that you in a towel or is that what you wipe with?
jDude, you haven't shat since 5/22?? Are you feeling alright? Should I order up a high-colonic?
welcome to my world.
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