Million Turd March
Right now, it feels like my ass is spread about the width of a Goatse
ass. But I'm sure it's not. Anyway, the turd is just parked in
there... Ok, now the turd is starting to emerge... Whhow! Here it
comes! It's like an avalanche of poop... I can't stop it - couldn't
stop it if I wanted to.
That's the amazing thing about poop... No matter what, it will take over
and poop if it wants to.
Poop is like a mass of people who want to overthrow a government... The
government holds back and holds off the people as long as possible, but
eventually, it gets to a point where they can't hold the poop back
anymore.
If anyone wants to overthrow the Bush white house with poop, I'll help
out... We could do a million turd march - if we all threw one turd on
the white house lawn, we would create a huge stink and they would rename
it the Brown House.
I bet if GW Bush saw 1,000,000 turds on his front lawn, he'd shit his
pants. That would be worth it.
Love,
Dumpstin
2 Comments:
what if GW was giving a speech and all of a sudden he got diarrhea and some poo trickled down his leg. i'm sure that would throw his speech off. maybe that explains it. hmmmmm
Damn! I should have been calling it the Million Shit March all this time instead of the Million Dork March I adopted all those years ago. Shit! [Literally!]
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