Foreign Feces
I just walked into the bathroom, the window is wide open - and it's cold
outside. So, I put my hood up and am taking a hooded shit...
Which brings me back to the subject of international shitting...
I would imagine that in most of the underdeveloped world, you don't get
heated shitters. Most people who live in places like Siberia, or in the
Andes mountains, or even Afghanistan in the winter - they shit in the
cold. They don't have the priviledge of heating a room for the sole
purpose of shitting. This is why humans who don't have hairy backs
still have hairy groin, balls, and ass.
Because until people started heating their shitters, you would have to
shit in the cold and you'd be stoked if your asshair was as bushy as
mine.
I have to imagine that in many parts of the world, they still shit in
the cold - which probably means they don't get bikini waxes and they
definitely don't shave their balls.
a 7 wiper and a 2 flusher,
Dumpstin

1 Comments:
Does that mean you shave your balls? Interesting conclusion. I used to think that people in colder climates developed hairier bodies, but I [in my copious amount of dating] have found that to be quite the opposite: People from Finland [next to Siberia] for example aren't hairy at all, while Greeks [in the Medeteranian] are quite hairy.
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