Friday, April 07, 2006

Foreign Feces


Foreign Feces
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.
I just walked into the bathroom, the window is wide open - and it's cold

outside. So, I put my hood up and am taking a hooded shit...



Which brings me back to the subject of international shitting...



I would imagine that in most of the underdeveloped world, you don't get

heated shitters. Most people who live in places like Siberia, or in the

Andes mountains, or even Afghanistan in the winter - they shit in the

cold. They don't have the priviledge of heating a room for the sole

purpose of shitting. This is why humans who don't have hairy backs

still have hairy groin, balls, and ass.



Because until people started heating their shitters, you would have to

shit in the cold and you'd be stoked if your asshair was as bushy as

mine.



I have to imagine that in many parts of the world, they still shit in

the cold - which probably means they don't get bikini waxes and they

definitely don't shave their balls.



a 7 wiper and a 2 flusher,

Dumpstin

1 Comments:

At Fri Apr 07, 05:49:51 PM CDT, TomTool71 said...

Does that mean you shave your balls? Interesting conclusion. I used to think that people in colder climates developed hairier bodies, but I [in my copious amount of dating] have found that to be quite the opposite: People from Finland [next to Siberia] for example aren't hairy at all, while Greeks [in the Medeteranian] are quite hairy.

 

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