Flip Plops
So, in Dumpstintown, things are starting to warm up - and here in the
stall things are starting to get a bit more casual - especially on
Fridays.
Tank tops, capri pants, Jorts (Jean Shorts), and assless chaps are all
being worn around the office... Oh, and people are coming in wearing a
lot of flip-flops these days. I, myself, in fact - am wearing flip
flops...
Oh, and the guy at the urinal next to me is wearing flip flops.
It's definitely in vogue.
But, as I drop these brown bombs and poowater starts splashing up and
out of the bowl - or the guy at the urinal has a "V-line" piss that goes
a little off course - you start to wonder how gross your feet are
getting.
Anyway, I like wearing flip flops... It's nice. I pee on my shoes in
the winter and sometimes it takes a while to fully dry out.
Flip flops on the other hand seem to dry out much more quickly - and
people just think you spilled some smoothie on your foot, that's all.
"A smoothie a day keeps the doctor away" - that's what I tell em.
Keep wipin,
dumpstin
2 Comments:
It was my first day wearing my new assless chaps. I found myself more comfortable with my indecision to buy a yoga ball like everyone else in the office. The crappy office-supplied chair is much better for assless chaps.
Your poo on the bottom looks like a Cheddar Goldfish, except brown. I ate a bunch lately that weren't mine and I owe some to Uber. Word word-keep dumpin.
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