What is shitting?

What is shitting?
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

Isn't shitting a really weird phenomenon? You go through your day - or

sit around - and suddenly, you are instructed by your colon to go take

a shit.



You don't consciously go and take a dump... It's something that you have

very little control over. I was just now lying down, reading and I knew

I had a poop that would have to come out soon because I could feel it.

But I tried to get it out earlier and nothing came out. It doesn't

happen on my schedule, it happens when it's supposed to happen.



You really don't have any control over it... It is part of the universe

and the universe needs its shit back when it needs it. You can't hold

onto it forever... You get your turn, but then the universe takes its

shit back precisely when it needs it.



I owed the universe a lot of shit this morning...



A 5 wiper

dumpstin