I Love My Dumps!!!
Lately, I've been having GREAT shits! I'm so proud of myself... I poop
on a regular basis and my poops look GREAT! I mean, look at this one -
slightly curved main body, perfect firmness, low nodulation at the
turdhead, and a light whispy tailgunner.
This is a great looking turd! True, it's not huge, but it's damn
pretty.
I've been eating smoothies every morning and cereal... it may have
something to do with that...
With brown love,
dumpstin
ps. nodulation is caused by a turd that sits too long at the rectal
gate and gets dehydrated as the body sucks the water out of it... it's
normal but IMHO heavy nodulation isn't good...

1 Comments:
Is it me or does it also look like your camera|MP3player|mobilephone is also in the toilet with your shit?
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