Home Base

Home Base
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

I think I really do shit more at home than anywhere else... I know some

peeps like to shit at home, but I thinkey that what happensey is that

you go out during your day - whatever you do - work, shop, drive-thru

bank - whatever, and you rarely take the time to stop and think - hey,

I'm going to take 5 minutes, or 10 minutes and take a shit... Or, if

you go over to someones house, and you're hanging out with a bunch of

people... You don't want to be the guy or shitting girl who goes in the

bathroom and leaves it all shit-stanked...



So, what you end up doing is waiting until you get home and then even

though you might only spend 12 hours of your day at home, you end up

shitting more at home.



And that's why I have invested in a nice wooden toilet seat.



Still shitting a fantastic out-of-the-bowl homewrecker... This one is

stinking up the house and Mrs D is Pissed! Easy Mrs D! What do you

want me to do, Mrs D??? Take my craps elsewhere? Forget it! I'm

shitting right here at Home Base! What's that Mrs D? You want me to

sleep on the couch??? Fine, but then I'm not gonna wipe my ass - and I'm

gonna sleep on the couch naked - with a shitty ass! so there!!! (Slam

door, Dumpstin swigs from his tequila flask as camera fades to black)



-a 6 wiper

dumpstin