Free Poo Water
My friend just got back from Costa Rica and he was saying how they had
to poop on top of each other's poop - there was a drought and they
hadn't had water in a long time. So, trucks would bring in water and
when the water trucks would come, then they could flush their
mega-plugged toilet.
It sounded pretty bad, he said there were people puking on top of their
shit (known as the Sick Bear) - when people are doing that, it's easy to
get constipated...
It's nice living here in the states where we have so much water that we
will flush the toilet even if there isn't anything to flush. I know
people who flush just to get a new batch of clean water to shit on top
of.
We're lucky to have so much free poo water. Just remember that it's not
like that everywhere, some people even have to carry their poo water
down from the mountains. I wonder if there are little wars anywhere in
the world where people fight for who gets the poo water. And how would
they fight? Would they throw un-watered poo at each other? Hmmmm...
George Lucas - I've got a project for you and it's called PooWater
Wars.
dumpstin

2 Comments:
do you know how many total shits you have on this feces blog? i'd like to celebrate when you reach some sort of milestone... maybe 500 or something (seems like you must have over 100 turds on here).
I've always wanted to go to Costa Rica. I have a friend who lived there and said it was amazing. Of course he lived with a prominent family in a huge house with servents. I'll bet those people have plenty of poo water. Nonetheless, I think I'll wait until the drought in Costa Rica is over before I take a trip there.
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