Dumpass
This dump amazingly positioned itself to point directly north. I have a
sextant next to my toilet and I was able to verify the quality and
precision of this dump's orientational prowess.
I'm so proud of my shits - never ceasing to amaze me with their unique
qualities and powers.
A no wiper,
Dumpstin
Ps. I tried picking it up with a magnet, but no luck... There may be
some magnetism in the dump, but I think it's mostly made up of shit.
3 Comments:
This SHIT (no pun intended) is HI-larious. Quite funny. Perhaps you can make poo shaped magnets! I can't believe a person can get all this great humor for free. You gotta merchandise it. Poo stickers? Poo magnets? Rubber poo? The fans are here, we want to buy it!!!
A NO WIPER! Woo Hoo! Congratulations!
a sextant should never be used to verify the directional quality of a turd. any porta potty worth their weight in shit know that one must use a properly calibrated transom.
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