The Disaster

The Disaster
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

So, at about 2AM on sunday night, after having

sick-to-my-stomach-suck-fest on and off all day, I finally ejected the

alien.



It didn't want to come out, it just wanted to make me miserable...

Brewing up inside, the beast wreaked havok on my mind and on my

happiness... I suffered - sick, sweating, feeling like poop.



This is the beast and the brew that it brewed up.



Dumptastically terrible. I remember lying in bed with a fart that was

ooooh so close to a shart. Scarilly close to a shart.



After the big bomb part of the dump was dropped, what started sharting

out was just asswater. Asswater is kinda fun cuz you can like squirt it

out on demand... It would be fun to fill a muffin tray - one muffin hole

at a time with Dumpstin batter...



Yeah, that's what I could do - make dumpstin muffins... YUM!!!



A 4 wiper... And then, 12 minutes later, more asswater

-dumpstin