Butt Biscuits

Butt Biscuits
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

Don't these little nugs make you want to break a piece off, put on a

dinner roll plate, and add some butter? I wonder if extreme survival

ever calls for people needing to eat their own shit...



If so, I would guess that you'd wanna eat it in a sauce that hides most

of the flavor, maybe a cream sauce, or a hotsauce... Maybe a thai peanut

curry... Or like sweet & sour - or, crumble the dump and serve it over

pasta. I'd suggest a thick noodle - like lasagne noodles or stuffed

shells... For breakfast, you'd serve it with hollandaise sauce on a

flaky croissant. I wouldn't suggest it with waffles or pancakes.

Nothing sweet. Maybe throw it in the mix of a skillet breakfast. Like

a 'Hobo's Banquet' type of meal - with the potatoes, onions, cheese,

green peppers, and mix in the poo, and then throw an egg on top

sunny-side-up.



Yes, writing this one made me kinda sick...

-dumpstin