Yogurt Dumps

Yogurt Dumps
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

So Dannon has this ad out now for a yogurt (called Activa) that gets

active yogurt cultures all the way into your large intestine (your

colon). Supposedly, most yogurt cultures only make it to your small

intestine...



I wanna try the new yogurt... That's the main reason why I don't want

to do a hydrocolonic is because I don't want them washing out all the

great bacteria that is up in my hole. I've read that you get bacteria

from mothers milk and that bacteria can live and grow in your system

your whole life... That's sweet cuz if I had to milk from my old lady

today - to get a bacteria 'power-up' (if you will) - I'd probably puke

my colon right onto the table.



Has anyone tried the activa? I wanna try and report back, but I will

probably see if the health food stores have anything to say first... And

then if I don't like what the health food stores say, I'll plug their

toilets...



A 1 wiper,

Dumpstin