Try flushing a hot dog
You'll plug your toilet... Now, try eating a hotdog at 4:45 am on
"saturday"night - and see if you shit out a log like I did - sunday
morning.
So yeah, I ate a hot dog, shat out a greasy pile, aaaaand it plugged.
Unfortunate, but it also makes me happy. I've gone through periods of
my life where I would plug on a regular basis... And if I wasn't
plugging, it was luck because the shits were HUGE on a regular basis.
It seems that lately I haven't been taking quite the massive dumps.
Maybe it has to do with my diet (I think I've been eating healthier - up
until I ate this hot dog - but who knows - maybe a hot dog a day is a
good idea? I doubt it.)
Whatever it is, dumpstin welcomes the turd and although the shitter was
full for more than a day (I let it melt) it went down and I didn't have
to plunge...
A happy 4 wiper,
Dumpstin

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