Goat Shit
If I had shit on a hiking trail in the mountains, you might have looked
at the shit and smiled, saying to yourself "oh, isn't it wonderful that
wild goats roam the countryside"...
Not wild goat shit, this is wild human shit. Crazy fun to pop these
pellets out.
No wiper... I just don't feel like wiping... Too lazy. Goats don't wipe
- and I feel lazy like a lazy lazy goat
dumpstin
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Looks like no-wipers are becoming habit. How are your shorts holding up and what is Mrs. Dimpstin saying about her bedding? +wink+
Or Mrs. Dumpstin as the case may be ... sorry, poor typing skills this morning
Yeah Mrs Dumpstin likes the bed to be all shit ridden. That's why she's Mrs Dumpstin.
I checked - and no skid marks, so my no-wiper gambles have been good bets so far.
dear Dumpstin
thank you so much for your thorough answer to my colon cleanse question. I have gotten hours of enjoyment surfing around the harvard school of public health website link that you provided. Now I am eating so much fiber, I need to spend half my day in the bathroom. I think this is truly the way to a natural colon cleanse. Anyway, I like this dialogue and will have some more questions for you soon. Keep up the good work!
Could I get a dump in honor of my birthday?
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