Einstein Shat

Einstein Shat
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

I'll bet a lot of things were invented while shitting. One invention

that was definitely invented while the inventor was shitting is the

squirt-bottle valve on ketchup bottles, etc. The new ones with the

little rubber thing that acts just like your anus.



I'd you don't have a clue what I'm talking about, just imagine shoving a

bottle of Heinz 57 Ketchup up your ass - without the cap on it - shove

it in your ass with the bottom of the bottle first - and then once the

bottle is completely shoved in your ass, then your anus will act like

the little rubber thing on the new ketchup squirt bottles.



I'd say that I just came up with a new theory of relativity...



a late night no wiper (too tired - sheets need some stains anyway)

-dumpstin