Does Santa Shit?

Does Santa Shit?
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

I've never seen santa shitting... You know what else, I've never seen a

girl shitting either. Maybe I saw my mom shit when I was a baby, but I

don't remember that. I also don't remember shitting in my diaper - but

that must have been awesome.



I have seen female dogs and horses shit - and I've smelled female human

shit, so they must shit. But nobody ever talks about santa shitting.



That must perplex kids - he's on a sleigh going house to house all over

the globe in one night - you leave out milk & cookies, but you don't

leave the bathroom open with toilet paper and a magazine.



Maybe he brings a bucket and shits in that - he probably has a bucket on

his sleigh that he shits in. Or I guess he could just hold it - he's

such a big jolly man that he might have a slow moving colon and has a

lot of backed up waste... So it might be normal for him to not shit for

a few days. That's probably what it is. Next christmas, I'm going to

leave out milk and cookies, but I'm going to add fiber to the cookies...

And maybe add some laxative to the milk... Then maybe he'll take a dump

down the chimney for me.



A nasty 7 wiper,

Dumpstin