Art store shit

Art store shit
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

I took a dump at a new art store today. It's a brand new store and this

manager of the store walks out of the bathroom (it was a one-manner) and

says "have at it". Well, I did have at it.



What would we do if stores didn't allow us to shit in their toilets?

I'll tell you what we would do, we wouldn't shop much. People would

stay home in fear of shitting their pants. Others who were more

courageous would go out into the world, but after age 45 would suffer a

myriad of bowel issues and colon complications because they would have

to hold it for hours at a time.



These public facilities are what this country has grown on... And they

must be protected from the axis of evil.



All I have to say is why didn't President Bush say anything about this

in his State of the Union address? Having shitters in stores and places

of business is a critical component - a hinge if you will of the

American economy... And in my opinion those public shitters must be

protected with all of our military and legal might.



With honor and a few bombs dropped,

dumpstin