Wedding Pootographer
NEW SERVICE!!!
Hire Dumpstin for your next wedding, bar mitzvah, or private party to
photograph all the dumps that you and your guests take!
It's easy to do and the people love knowing that all the shits from that
special day won't be forgotten.
Don't worry about capturing that special moment, leave it to the
professionals at Dumpstin Pootographic Services
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5 Comments:
Dear Dumpstin,
I would love to post a question to ask dumpstin, but I'd like to remain anonymous... is there any way I can post in a format more like this comments style? Thanks!
Holy crap! That's hilarious! I think I'll host a briss just so I can hire you!
Hey Anonymous - go ahead and post your qwestshun here to the comments section and I'll answer you - in the ask dumpstin page...
TomTool71 - actually, I don't know if I could handle a briss... do they put the skin-ring-thing in the toilet? would they want me to photograph that??? Is this too Gross and disgusting?
-Dumpstin
Dear Dumpstin,
I am curious about your colon cleanse. Did you research other cleansing techniques before you chose this one? I am suspicious, cause I'm not a bit fan of this sort of "contrived" or forced or unnatural colon cleansing, if you know what I mean. Isn't it possible to get the same effects by eating food (like more high fiber food, and cutting out refined sugar, or some such thing), or eating less, or doing some kind of fasting for a few days? Have you heard anything about this Lemon Cleanse that seems to be popular nowadays? I'm curious to hear what you think on these topics.
If I could chime in for a second on the Lemon Cleanse: I know many people who have done the Lemon Cleanse [pure lemon juice with cayenne pepper] and it's always been positioned to me as a liver cleanse, not a colon cleanse. Dumpstin can give you the skinny on the Colon Cleanse. He and I had a good talk about it the other day and I would like to continue that dialogue and/or participate in such right here.
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