How to say "No Wiper" in Japanese

How to say "No Wiper" in Japanese
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

This is the latest symbol that is being added to the Japanese alphabet.

The Japanese government has asked me (Dumpstin) to shit out a new symbol

for the concept of "No Wiper". Currently, the Japanese have no symbol

for "no wiper" because they have traditionally had really long asshair

and it tends to get stuck in their krappaakaka (or poop). Lately,

however, there has been a trend to get "Balinese" waxing done (we call

it Brazilian Waxing in the US) and people have been experiencing the "no

wiping" phenomenon and have had no way to express it in writing... Until

now.



So, here it is... I hope the people like it...

dumpstin