14,000 Foot Shit
This shit was taken at the continental divide. If you shit on one side
of the continental divide, it ends up in either the atlantic or a sewage
treatment plant they call Shit Disneyworld. If you shit on the other
side, it ends up in the pacific or Shit Disneyland. This shit was taken
on the east side of the continental divide and is now on its journey
home to either the cool blue & brown waters of the caribbean or Shit
Disneyworld where it will be animated in an attraction at EPCOT: "Poo,
Pee, and other things people never see"
A nasty 5 wiper,
dumpstin
3 Comments:
What does Dumpstin say about no - wipers? I rarely have to wipe. Most times I just stick one sheet [if it's a two ply] or two sheets folded over [if it's one ply] up there just to double check that a wipe isn't necessary ... more often than not, I don't. What up wi' dat? Good or bad?
Hey Tomtool71 - do you just pat the hole or do you actually wipe? I mean, do you worry about the paper breaking?
Not having to wipe is pretty normal. Your butthole naturally actually comes out of your ass to expel shit. Your ass was designed to do no wipers. God is punishing you when you have to wipe. OK, I'm totally kidding, sorry God - please don't punish me with a lifetime of 15 wipers!!!
I'd always heard that ... no wipes ... and your shit should float ... mine doesn't always, not even the no wipers, but I'm pretty proud to not have to wipe. To your question, I just tap at it to check it, ya know.
You so fly!
I'm was thinking about changing back to some paper more comfy, but if I'm not wiping and don't have that GOD AWFUL "lint problem", why bother?
So there's a question for Dumpstin, what's your preferred brand of toilet paper?
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