Papal Poop

So, I'm sitting in the bathroom at Subway and there is a RedEye
newspaper sitting on the ground... I couldn't resist opening it -
despite the fact that it looked as if someone pissed on it.

Anyway, I flip to a story about the dudes that the chicks from Desparate
Housewives are boning and on the opposite page is a story about the
pope's new email address... It used to be wellhungpope@bumfights.com but
it turns out he's got a new one (benedictxvi@vatican.va - see CC field)

So, anyway, this dump is dedicated to da new pope. I hope the catholics
give him a warmer welcome than they gave New Coke... Anyway, this dump's
for you... You big papal pimp! Mad Props to the new pope! We dig the
hat!

-dumpstin