Monday, March 21, 2005

The past

The past

One must realize that the past is something we can do nothing about.
Think of these two dumps as problems that keep circulating in your
mind. They go round and round and they keep occupying your thoughts...
But there is nothing you can do about them. They are like dumps that
happened two weeks ago. Forget about them and move on... There are
other shits in the sea.
dumpstin

The past

The past

One must realize that the past is something we can do nothing about.
Think of these two dumps as problems that keep circulating in your
mind. They go round and round and they keep occupying your thoughts...
But there is nothing you can do about them. They are like dumps that
happened two weeks ago. Forget about them and move on... There are
other shits in the sea.
dumpstin

This one time...

This one time...

Yeah, so this one time, I took this dump... And like it totally was
sweet cause it was all stinky and it looked like a railroad crossing
sign... and then everybody was like GROSS and I was like Nice... And the
it was sweet too because it only took like 3 or 4 wipes, ya know?
dumpstin

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Brown Bling Bling

Brown Bling Bling

This one's pretty disgustin

Is it the color, the glossy sheen, or just the fact that you rarely have
to see dumps this close? Whatever it is, this one is particularly
gross. It was after a night of eating a lot of sushi, caviar, and
champagne.

Yes, Dumpstin likes to live large...

I don't know if y'all knew this or not, but I'm getting rich from these
shit pictures... Oh, gotta go - that's my agent.

Dumpstin