Day 73 - a Brown Star for a lost Poo Shepherd

Day 73 - a Brown Star for a lost Poo Shepherd
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Long ago in the vast expanse of his poopdom, King Dumpstin sent a young

poop shepherder named Ballhairsius out to find a wayward turd. This

unfortunate turd had been left laying in a heap of hay in a run-down

barn without anyone to see it or paint a picture of it.



King Dumpstin felt that the turd might get stepped on or even worse,

washed away without ever being seen and appreciated.



Well the young poop shepherd, Ballhairsius, was eager to help out, but

the task was impossible. How would he find this special turd in such a

vast kingdom - with its hills, valleys, and woods, it would be nearly

impossible. Nevertheless, Ballhairsius believed that he could help and

he felt strongly that no turd should go unappreciated. It was getting

into the wee hours of the night and Ballhairsius was getting

discouraged. He dipped his beard into a pool of water and asked for

help from his God of Porcelain when all of a sudden... It appeared to

him - in a flash of brown, he saw it - a sign - a dingleberry in the sky

- a brown star shining so brown - signaling to Ballhairsius the way to

the special turd.



Well, you probably can figure it out - Ballhairsius was able to save the

wayward turd and King Dumpstin couldn't have been more pleased. Though

Ballhairsius went on with his daily life, Poopdoms far and wide knew of

this magical night and would recount his bravery forever...



and every year, on December 25th, King Dumpstin would crap out a little

picture of the star to remind himself of that one brave Ballhairsius...



Peace in the Poopdom,

King Dumpstin