Day 71 - Log Jam
This shot was taken at a nearby logging facility. The Dumpstin River is
overloaded with fresh logs cut from the famous late-December Colonix(tm)
harvest. These logs are full of strong, nutrient-rich nuts which passed
gracefully through the Dumpstin locks and colonways.
If these logs could talk, they would tell stories - stories of
pancake-eating, flannel-shirt wearing turdjacks... and the sights
they've seen: breathtaking views of the mightiest duodenum this side of
the Rio Grande.
It's not often that you see such an abundance of huge logs, but this
time we've captured the beauty with a bit of patience and good luck. It
all happened right in my backyard - here on the banks of mighty Dumpstin
River.
Keeping the Yuletide Gay,
Dumpstin
3 Comments:
Have you ever dropped a load in your pants?
yes, he has. I would say a piss is more likely than shit. Can never rule out a shart, but everyone has had a shart. Have you ever dropped pebble on the way to the shitter? I have. Think you have it made, just one innocent fart, BAM, you have just hatched turd ball in your boxers. Boxers also present an interesting dilema as if you dont catch it, you can have a roller.
p.s. how did you find this page?
I've shat myself my share of times. Once in a farting contest too.
I got here somehow through YouTube or Flickr I think.
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