Day 70 - my colon is 70 days cleaner than most

Day 70 - my colon is 70 days cleaner than most
Originally uploaded by dumpstin.

Wow, where does the time go? Boy, I'll tell ya! One day you can't take

a dump to save your life and then you wake up 70 days later and suddenly

you realize that you've saved the health of a wonderful colon.



All colons are wonderful, but it is nice to know that it's my colon that

is back on track.



Just some anecdotal commentary on my health after 70 days of taking the

Colonix(tm) cleanse:

-I haven't had any assropes in a while which leads me to believe that

there were assropes (or mucoid plaque) in my colon and they were

liberated by Dr. Natura, but there haven't been any in a while so I am

potentially done eliminating "shit garland"

-I don't get hangovers very bad and I seem to bounce back quickly from

drinking binges

-I run to work now (or at least to the train) which is about 1 mile each

way plus stairs and have plenty of energy to do that

-My bodily fungus has subsided without the need for athletes foot creams

or anything

-I sleep well

-I have more sexual energy (if ya know what I mean - wink wink - sorry

ladies, dumpstin is taken)

-oh, and I've lost about 10-15 lbs and have less fat than I've had in

probably 6 years

That's all I can think of now.



-dumpstin