Day 15 Hurtin' For Certain
Whoa - woke up this morn with a CRAZY stomach - all weird n' shizzle...
like whoa. I'm all - whatuuuuuuup colon? You got somethin' you wanna
let loose? Colon's like "OH HELL Yes! - I gots some craaaaazy wacky
dump that's chillin up in here - you better get on that toilet or you're
gonna have sheets to clean!"
So, I go and sit on the dumper and woooooeeeey. This crazy stomach ache
was brewing up something OH SO NASTY... and sure enough, some
craaaaaaazy crap comes out. All snotty and shit. Not the kind of crap
that you take on a normal day. This stuff is all toxic, chillin up
inside ya wrapped up in mucous. I say - get it the hizzell out of D!
Dumpstin can't take this no mo! Once that dump was released, ol' D felt
perfectly sweet.
That was at about 7:15 this morning... right on schedule. Colon cleanse
just keeps on klenzin'...
Keepin it real,
Dumpstin

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