WWDD?

Ever been in this situation?

A friend has you over for a dinner party
The food looks killer
You've been eating and drinking all day
And now mostacolli & polenta???

There's just no room.

What would Dumpstin Do? (WWDD?)

Here's what Dumpstin DID:
Wait until you feel like you can shit pretty quick - wait until right
before people fill their plates - Tell em you're gonna go in the
bathroom and wash your hands for the meal. But instead, pop a few caps
out yo ass. Oh, and leave the water running so it sounds like you're
just being extra clean guy.

Remember to ask yourself - WWDD?