Lessons in SchweetSchnitzelling

Remember colon Blow cereal on SNL? That was funkin hillari-dong.

OK, I've got a little language lesson for everyone.

The word 'Hillarious' is more funnier when I say Hillari-dong.

Here are some other words that you can say around friends to sound like
you know sweet modern slang:
Sweetscnitzel
Killadilla
Funkalipsmack
Donkey Punch-dong
Wanka-shank-dank.

OK, now hear this... I wanka-shank-danked a Killadilla sweetschnitzel
that funkalipsmacked my donkey-punchin-dong..

Translation?

I took a mean shit that splashed back and hit me in the bellend.

What's a bellend? Ask Ali G - it's what he uses when he does all that
knobbin' at the Porn convention in Cannes.
-Dumpstin