Front row Seating

So, from the pic, this dump is about as lame as it gets... But it really
isn't that bad. It's not huge, but the toilet DID choke on this puppy a
little bit.

One of my favorite things to do in life is to show others my craps -
face-to-face. Show and Smell (tm) time is great. People file in to see
with their shirt pulled over they faces so they don't burn they lungs.
Sometimes, there isn't anyone to see it. The neighbors aren't home :(
I'll wait a little while for the mailman, but I don't want to wait all
day just to show him an old melted shit... That's always a bumout.
People like it FRESH!!!

It must be nice to be Mrs. Dumpstin, because she gets to see my craps
face-to-face more than anyone. AND she likes it.

Here's a shot of Mrs. D givin' the thumbs up to her ol' Dumpstin's shit
o' the day.

WHAT THE??? HELLO!!! thanks for the courtesy wipe, Mrs D!