The Dumping Point

Life can be frustrating... You can't seem to find your soulmate and your
job is going nowhere, you're sitting on the toilet trying to have all
that you want for yourself... But you can't even seem to get the shit
out. You're 20 minutes into it and your bowels just seem to be asleep.

That's what happened to me today - waiting and waiting - until finally,
I got my shit together and my bowels effortly produced the array of
human waste that you see here. What happened? For 20 minutes nothing
was happening and then suddenly, everything happened in an instant... I
like to call it "The Dumping Point".

You'll see The Dumping Point phenomenon in several other areas of your
life... In the physical world, flowers bloom, baby chicks hatch, and
matches ignite - all in a moment when everything has gotten its shit
together.

When there is just enough heat, the match will explode into flame and
your match will be lit. Dumping, your love life, and your career behave
in much the same way. So be patient... Your soulmate will appear, your
career will take off, and your shits will eject. It just takes a little
patience and sometimes it helps to bend over a little bit, grunt, and if
you're really desparate, tickle the ol' browneye - that's all part of
helping your body get its shit together.

Happy Blatting!
Dumpstin
Dustin
Tel: 773-727-3743