Dump of O'Ryan

It's conceivable that constellations and their relative positions in the
night sky determine the size and shape of our dump for the next day...

Much like a Horoscope, this "Hole-o-Scope" would determine the
frequency, size, shape and smell of our shits and would be able to
effectively predict when someone born on, let's say January 10th, would
plug a toilet.

***In other news, Dumpstin Biosciences, LLC has completed the mapping of
the "Shit Gene" sequence of the human genome.***

Anyway, in my Hole-O-scope of today, I created a whole new galaxy...
check out my Chocolate Milky Way.

Dumpstin