Jigglers

You know what can be fun? When you've got a little pipsqueak of a shit
left and it won't come out, so you give it a little jiggle? Do ya
knowwhaddimtalkinabowt?

What really sux is when those jigglers don't quite wiggle free and they
leave behind a little tracer... And then you go to wipe it out and it
turns into a 30 wiper... That's the worst.

Anyway, I went for the jiggle this time... I know it's a gamble, but I
feel pretty confident. This dump felt firm, so I feel good about it...
OK, let's take a peek and see how many wipes it is...

I got totally screwed on that one, I stood up, took the pic, all
confident... And then it turns out to be a 13 wiper... See, if you let
those ass cheeks eve THINK about rubbing together.. After a jiggler?
Man, what was I thinkin... I know, I know, I'm better than that.

From home base,
Dumpstin