Funny you should mention colonics...

whoa, I just had a talking refueler... He answere his cell while at the
urinal. Cray-zee. It was quite courteous of him to step outside before
he washed his hands though... Thanks for the effort, Drew.

Note to self: use paper on knob to avoid touching dick sweat.

Anyway, back to colonics. So this guy in my cube starts talking about
how he has an offer from a friend to give him a colonic for $20. It's
cheap and he says she's pretty hot, so he's actually considering it.

OK, now ken and woody are washing their hands together - woody actually
took a piss, but ken just came in to wash his hands... Strange.

So, then, while colonicboy is talking about how colonics work - they use
a water jet plus butt vacuum to get out all the undigested meat, cheese,
and pubic hair - I sense this urge to shit coming on.

My theory is that talking about, thinking about, and actually
VISUALIZING your nasty, plugged up colon may be a good way of
stimulating your anal sphincter and thus loosening the 25-40 lbs of
stool that sits between your belly button and your butt button

Lets all give it a try - just visualize a colonic for 30 seconds to 1
minute... Maybe even talk with the person sitting next to you. Go ahead
and try this now.

OK, well, how did we do? I'd love to hear any of our reader's
"findings".

Lets take a look at what the professor was able to extract.

Aaahhhh... A fine specimen! One data point in favor of visualizing your
shits!

With success in mind,
Dumpstin