Dong suk phao

I can't wait to stand up, turn around, look in the pot, and see what
thai food looks like on the way out. It probably doesn't look that much
different than it did on the way in - except, of course, for the fact
that there aint no wooden toothpick skewer through my turd.

So, I still haven't looked... but I know that I feel better after
shitting that out.

I really can't believe that I don't shit more - you're getting live
coverage of every one of my shits since you started getting these
emails. I mean, I didn't shit during some of the biggest eating days of
the year - where the fuck does all that shit go? I ate turkey, roast
beef, cheese pizza, sausage pizza, almost an entire jar of creamed
herring, cranberries, veggie stuffing, meat stuffing, green beans, green
bean casserole, spinach & broccoli casserole, a yam, ham, mashed
potatoes, a pumpkin pie dessert, a mini snickers bar, 5 pieces of
bruchetta, salad (4 times), 2 bowls of cereal, an entire veggie tray,
mostaccoli, I seriously ate probably 40 crackers with cheese or some
other kind of spread on them, and I think I even swallowed a pube last
night...

That's just what I can remember - oh yeah, and I ate two heaping
spoonfuls of parmesan cheese as part of a dare.

Anyway - isn't it a miracle that even with all that, there was no Mr.
Hanky the Christmas poo?

Ok, this is a one wiper - merry dumpstmas everyone!!!

Fuck, I freaked out when someone came in the bathroom and threw my nest
right on top of it... Sorry, please count on me in the future to present
these on a clean canvas...
dumpstin