CPS

So I was coming home - walked home - from about a mile away - and had to
shit almost the entire way home...

Anyway, I made it to about 3 blocks away when my ass must have
recognized that it was back in familiar territory because all of a
sudden, the shit has started to really REALLY want to get OUT. It's
like my ass has it's own GPS system... Maybe a Colon Positioning System
that will make my ass start to want to shit once it knows it is nearing
a familiar toilet.

So, once CPS kicks in, I go as fast as I can, making sure to carefully
select the right key for each door that I need to unlock, because I
could tell that I'm about 5 seconds from shitting myself and if I screw
up at any moment, the CPS could set off a false alarm and accidentally
trigger the shit to eject.

I don't think that my body's CPS device can tell if it's a block away or
if it has made it to the throne.

Anyway, I barely made it and this mess of a dump crawled its way out of
me.

Momentarily plugged my toiled (4 flusher).

Took Teepee into Mrs. Dumpstin's bathroom and plugged that toilet. Too
much teepee... Had to plunge... It was a mega 15 wiper.

-dumpstin