Bucca di crappo

When you eat lotsa food and then crap to make more room, that's
amoreeee

So, last night, we ate this ridiculously huge meal at this italian place
bucca di beppo. Halfway through my second piece of chicken parm, shit
started to need more room. So, the extra baggage was thrown overboard.

The best part was in the bathroom, they have pictures of big italian
arses and italian talk radio on the speakers. Suprisingly, the pictures
of arse actually make you wanna crap more - maybe we are conditioned to
want to dump when we see a nice big cottage-cheese dimpled toochess.
Maybe there were crap camps in italy and everyone would go dump there at
the dump... And your body would naturally hold the kids in until you saw
all the bumbums around the poopswamp.

Happy hump day,
Dumpstin

Sorry about the poor pic qwality... The red towel was on the toilet -
some sort of ancient italian tradition... Like a red cape used to
attract the bull, italians would put a red towel near the poopchute to
draw out beautiful brown italian noodles.